Gay-boyfriend-like Stylist: Are you married?
Stylist: Do you want to be married?
Me: No...well, maybe once I reach my fifties, but right now, no.
Stylist: You should want to get married now.
Stylist: Because right now you're still young and have your looks. When you're older, you'll be ugly, and everyone else will be married, and you'll be alone.
Me: Rrrright.Changing topic, are you doing anything fun this weekend?
Stylist: No, I kind of like to stay home during my time-off. I talk to people all week long for my job, and their problems can be really draining.
Me: Really, why?
Stylist: Well, most of my clients are in unhappy marriages and don't have anyone they can talk to about it. It's pretty sad sometimes.