Things you can't say in a dating profile, Part 2...

Who dares me to add this gem?

PS – I read a lot of profiles from guys who say they’re looking for a woman who is spontaneous and can do things on a moment’s notice. Hot dog! I’ve been waiting for a guy like that all my life. You know, the guy who doesn’t care if my legs are shaved, if I’ve showered, if my hair/make-up is done, if I’m wearing pajama pants in public. That is truly an awesome quality to find in a guy. I love your confidence in knowing that I’m sexy even if I don’t necessarily appear that way to others. And who wouldn’t love to find a guy who doesn’t expect a woman to listen to his every word and chat him up in conversation because she’s worried about the fact that her dog hasn’t been fed/let out or that work assignment due tomorrow that she just left sitting on her desk because, “Hey! I’m spontaneous.” Seriously, message me. I would love to meet you. Better yet, call me at 3 am on a weekday and we can drink at your place until dawn. If I lose my job due to being less than productive because of my hangover, you’re more than happy to financially support me, right?