Payback...

Ordering at Brunch...

Ana: And I'd like the Garden Salad, no cheese, with the vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Wine-Time-Girl: This is going to be awesome.
Ana: What do you mean?
WTG: Your quitting smoking. For the last three years I've ordered salads with no dressing while I watched you eat a cheeseburger with fries.