I can't believe some of the stuff people type into Google, but worse than that, I can't believe that they somehow end up on this page because of it.
Here are the ones from today:
"How to handle a man dating multiple women"
Ana's answer: Get some self-esteem.
"Why you should not pursue a man"
Ana's answer: Some men have fragile egos and need to feel in charge. I know, it sucks. Blame the patriarchy.
"I can't get laid and I want to die"
Ana's answer: Let's start a support group! In the interim, drink more.
"I like to wear girls' panties; I'm a freak."
Ana's answer: You are so NOT a freak. A little different than most of us perhaps, but don't beat yourself up over it.
"What would happen if I were a pastry?"
Ana's answer: You'd be eaten or go stale.
Friday, December 07, 2007
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4 comments:
You're so funny!
You wouldn't believe the searches that lead people to my blog. I swear, if one more sick f^^k finds me by searching for how many Aquadots you need to mix up an effective dose of GhB, I'm going to stop checking stats alltogether!
I loooooove these posts!
How do I find out the ways people find my blog? I'd be interested.
I love checking the referring links for school's queer alliance website. Once we were reached by being the 501th search result on German!Yahoo for search terms including bondage.
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