The Best Date Ever...sort of

Wine-Time-Girl: So how was the opera?
Ana: Omigosh, it was so fun! FGB picked me up, PICKED ME UP, and then drove me to the theater. We talked non-stop during the intermission and then went for a late-night dinner afterwards at a cute small Italian restaurant. After that, he took me home and we sat out on my patio talking until 1 am. He was so good with Martha, and when he left, he gave me a little hug like the perfect gentleman. [Sigh]
WTG: [Silence]
Ana: Aren’t you proud of me? I had a positive episode with a guy!
WTG: Honey, you do realize that if you’re ever going to have some semblance of a love life, you’ll need to repeat that experience with a heterosexual, right?
Ana: Baby steps, WTG, baby steps.

Allow me to introduce you to this blog's newest character, FGB, my Fairy God Brother.